You know what a “smooshed sammich” is right? I was running late the other day and my coworker happened to see me making a smooshed sandwich and was very confused. She asked why I was smooshing my sandwich. I’m like, “haven’t you ever made a smooshed…

For you contact-wearing folks, why is it somedays the feel right as rain and others you want to gouge your eyes out?

Any other locals using the NextDoor app? A coworker referred me to it. Gathering feedback on its usefulness.

So you were bright enough to sell your ‘homemade videos’, but not bright enough to realize the potential consequences and so now you’re the victim?

Wrong.

Well, I’m starting to try out contacts for my eyes. While I’m waiting to see the new eye muscle specialist ((he is apparently very busy)) I’m back to the original Optometrist for my actual vision issues. I hate wearing my glasses and riding a motorcycle…